"Welcome back to Jeopardy. Dave, you have the lead, please choose a categroy...."
"I'll take 2006 Met Trivia for 100 Alex......"
"The answer is '2 innings' "
BUZZZZZZ
"Yes Dave"
"How many quality innings will Jorge Julio pitch this season"
"ooooooh, sorry, while probably accurate, that was not the question we were looking for. Anyone else...."
BUZZZZZZ
"How many innings this season have the Mets not had the lead"
"Correct, Russ"
"Met 2006 Trivia for 200, Alex"
"The answer for 200 dollars is 'Zero' "
BUZZZZZZ
"Yes Will"
"What are the odds of the Kazmir trade working out for the Mets"
"Again, accurate...but not the one we are looking for"
BUZZZZZZ
"How many games has David Wright failed to get an RBI"
"Correct again, Dave. You take the lead"
"I'll take 'Bums' for 100"
"This ex-met was..."
BUZZZZZZ
"Yes Dave..."
"Bobby Bonilla"
"Correct again, what category would you like...."
"I'll take.....Geography for 500"
"The answer is....."Far end of the bench, near the water cooler"
BUZZZZZZ
"Where will Kaz Matsui be spending his summer evenings?"
"Correct....as we head into Final Jeopardy, the score is close. The Final Jeopardy Category is Port St. Lucie Pitchers...the answer is 'A stud not long for A-Ball, He has allowed only 1 run in 11 innings pitched with 13 Strikeouts and just 1 walk."
(Jeopardy Music plays as Alex Trebek looks condescendingly at the players)
"All Right Players, lets see your answers...
Russ...'Who is Victor Zambrano'....oooooh, sorrry, he only SEEMS like he should be pitching for Port St. Lucie...what did you bet...$1000....oooooh, sorry"
Dave....'Who is Juan Berenguer'.....ooooh, sorry, that is incorrect.....what did you wager....$500...you can still win if our last contestant will does not get the answer correct.
Will....."Who is Mike Pelfrey....that is correct. Pelfrey is going through minor league hitters like a hot knife though butter...Will, you win and retain your crown as Jeopardy Champion, Dave and Will, we have some nice parting gifts for you.....Good bye everyone, and good night"
